Tig Ol' Bitties

live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now

(Source: patickstump, via anchorsandstretchedears)

callmeoutis:

i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,

(Source: iraffiruse, via anchorsandstretchedears)

jerkofficial:

HE’S DOING A WATER PULSE OMG HE’S A POKEMON

jerkofficial:

HE’S DOING A WATER PULSE OMG HE’S A POKEMON

(Source: al-grave, via anchorsandstretchedears)

soundlyawake:

babybluesuv:

royonfire:

I present to you a puppy eating watermelon.

I can’t stop thinking about this

I think about this a lot

(via anchorsandstretchedears)


if this isn’t the most amazing tattoo you’ve ever seen then you’re wrong.

if this isn’t the most amazing tattoo you’ve ever seen then you’re wrong.

(Source: cruciale, via anchorsandstretchedears)

“I’m still fucking rooting for us.”
— Six word story  (via drunkenwish)

(Source: latelycravingmore, via anchorsandstretchedears)

“Some people die at 15 but aren’t buried until 85”
— I’ve been dead inside for quite awhile (falling-deeperinlove)

(Source: falling-deeperinlove, via anchorsandstretchedears)